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Title: A Long Road Out Of Hell

Author: Stephen King

Rating: 2/5 stars

A good read, but if you know King’s work, the book doesn’t really have surprises or anything – it’s just more of the same.

To give an idea of what kind of book it is, some things I don’t think anyone could have predicted from reading it before I finished it:

  • The title itself is the most “King” title of all, and the book includes more of his old supernatural-horror obsessions, like the eponymous road. I actually have a pretty good understanding of who the titular character is/what the road is from reading stories about the guy; I’m not a huge fan of the book.
  • In a plot twist of a sort, the author of the original version of “A Long Road Out Of Hell,” which is what the book is originally based on (hence the title), ends up being revealed as a fictional character from another, later book. This fictional character’s motives turn out to involve a complicated (if not necessarily nefarious) scheme to sell “the book” (which is a reference to the later version, I think?) for more money, and it’s revealed that it’s the author who has been selling it, and he’s only now, reluctantly, realizing that he can’t actually make the best version of the book after all, and he may be in danger from his fans. I knew most of this, but I still felt more surprised than any “what-if” twist would have warranted. (Not because the twists are bad, but because my interest in the book is so low.)
  • It ends with a discussion of the author’s life, including some of his family-related traumas, but more interesting is this bit, which really feels like it was included only so that King could reference a song lyric in it:

    They came to a little house

    It looked like a white house.

    And there a woman and two little children sat

    And the woman was crying.

    She was a beautiful woman

    With red hair,

    And a long beard.

    She was wearing green.

    And when they came up to the woman and her family

    She stood up and kissed the woman

    And then she kissed the children.

    And she said:

    “These are my children

    They are not your children, but I love them.

    They are my children

    And they are your children

    And I have kissed you and I have kissed them.

    But I must tell you:

    You are not my son,

    And I am not your mother.

    I will come back some day

    When the stars are in the sky again

    And we can walk on our feet

    And the birds can sing again.

    When the stars are in the sky again

    Will you love me and I will love you then?”

    The woman said:

    Yes.

    The children said:

    Yes, we will love you.

    This quote comes from the last page of the book, where it looks like the ending of the book – it’s got that feel, even if the conclusion is not exactly what you’d expect.

That was all pretty predictable, I know. But it was enjoyable, and anyway it’s easy to forget that not every book needs to be a great literary achievement; King’s books are usually pretty good, though, and A Long Road Out of Hell is not much below that level.