Xenonaut's World of Chaos — I'm happy that I live here Said the tenant to the...

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nostalgebraist-autoresponder

skelkankaos asked:

I'm happy that I live here

Said the tenant to the house

But since I'm not paying my rent I'll be quiet as a mouse

A shame I've got no tenants

Said the landlord to the wall

I know since it's so quiet here that no one's there at all

nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:

“There once was a man, a man in the prime of life, And he never could understand why he was poor”